Updated: Aug 9, 2018
I’m sorry I agreed to let you take me out for a drink thereby implying I was single. I then proceeded to drink my weight in top shelf cocktails on our date. Then, when you went to the bathroom, I text my boyfriend who lived down the street from the bar I had picked and invited him to come too. When you came back from the bathroom I was making out with him and casually introduced him to you as my boyfriend when you interrupted our make out session. I then left with him, thanked you for a good time and left you with the bill which apparently also included a beer and a shot for my boyfriend I ordered on your tab while you were gone.