The Naked Fetal Position

Updated: May 7, 2018






I’m sorry I got drunk and ended up passing out naked on your ex-boyfriend’s bathroom floor. Well, first I threw up over the side of his balcony and then I ended up naked on his bathroom floor. I didn’t even wake up when he was hitting me with a Nerf sword. When I finally did get up, I ended up in the fetal position with only my head on the mattress-- still naked.


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