Updated: May 7, 2018
I’m sorry I got drunk and ended up passing out naked on your ex-boyfriend’s bathroom floor. Well, first I threw up over the side of his balcony and then I ended up naked on his bathroom floor. I didn’t even wake up when he was hitting me with a Nerf sword. When I finally did get up, I ended up in the fetal position with only my head on the mattress-- still naked.